Archive for November, 2016

Eggs President

Friday, November 25th, 2016

eggs-president

INGREDIENTS
– Steak
– Eggs
– Two cherry tomatoes, halved
– Tomato ketchup
– Shitload of turmeric

INSTRUCTIONS
1. Cook the steak, try not to fuck it up.
2. Let the fucker stand, make an omelette.
3. Flash fry the cherry tomato halves.
4. Serve it up, draw a ketchup tie.
5. Eat the bastard, hope for the best.