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Jake-from-the-office revealed last week that the human body effectively replaces itself every seven years, on the basis that by the end of said seven years every cell in your body has been substituted by a new one.

Could it be this, I was quick to ponder, that explains the infamous itch? Could it be that after seven years together we suddenly feel this sudden niggling sensation, brought on by the corporealisation that nothing of the actual human being we first found ourselves enamored with materially remains?

Then I conducted the smallest imaginable amount of research and found this. Jake-from-the-office it turns out, like Matt Damon before him, is wrong.

  • Jake-from-the-office

    I am right, this article is both discriminatory and libellous at the highest possible level.