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Wake up with McCarthy

Monday, October 20th, 2008

Picked this up on The Jed Report, the first port of call for anyone outside the US wanting some choice video comment and coverage in the build up to the election. Probably helps if you’re a left-winger. Of course, compared to Joe the Witch Hunter, who isn’t?

In other news, Colin Powell (Republican and Dubya’s former Secretary of State) eloquently endorses Barack Obama. Check out Jed’s montage below, picking out Powell’s key points and supporting them with highlights from the campaign trail so far:

Barack ‘Steve’ Obama & friends

Sunday, October 19th, 2008

This is from a few nights ago. McCain and Obama both spoke for ten minutes at the Alfred E. Smith memorial dinner. McCain’s routine is pretty good value, but for my money Obama edges him on material and delivery.  You’ll need to have been keeping up with the campaign in order to enjoy it, but, if you have, it’s well worth the ten minutes.

Interesting to note that there’s not one mention of Sarah Palin by either candidate.  I get the impression the Obama camp have taken a conscious decision to leave her out of it, given that Obama avoided any direct references to Palin during each of his debates, and Biden was very careful in how was seen to handle her at the VP equivalent.

The effect of this has been to leave her looking as marginalised as the angry right-wingers her rally performances appeal to, undermining her ability to gain any real traction with the middle ground, where this election is being fought and the outcome will be decided.

This has worked particularly well because John McCain himself hasn’t made any effort to counteract it.  Watching him try to defend his choice of Palin on Letterman, I think he’s happier than anybody to keep her off the agenda, and to restrict her media presence to a fleeting cameo on Saturday Night Live.  That’s probably also worth a look, given that it’s apparently comedy hour on Idea IS the format:

Joe the Plumber? Try John the Blinker.

Friday, October 17th, 2008

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When she was asked by Charles Gibson of CBS news if she had paused even for a moment to consider whether she was experienced enough to run as McCain’s VP, Sarah Palin famously told him “no, because you can’t blink”.  You can wink, of course, by all means, wink away, but you can’t blink.  That’s all well and good, but somebody should have told John McCain.

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Here’s a little slice of the Blinkmeister in action:

By my reckoning McCain blinks 57 times in just 28 seconds.  That’s more than twice a second. On that basis, he would have blinked a total of 7,332 times through the course of last night’s hour-long debate.  (By contrast, Obama can be seen here blinking just 20 times.  That puts him at a mere 2,571 blinks overall.  Compared to McCain, Obama’s catching flies on his eyeballs.  He’s like a bush-baby on crystal meth.  The man is certainly not blinking every 0.491 seconds, not like Blinky McBlinkster over there.)

Stay with me on this.  A normal person under no undue pressure blink just 960 times in an hour.  Opinions appear divided on whether rapid blinking is evidence that the somebody is trying to be deceitful, but it seems to be more widely accepted that “to assess mental stress, especially in a social situation, blinking is supposed to be one of the more reliable biological measurements.”  McCain certainly appeared to be undergoing a certain amount of mental stress.

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Not only did McCain appear somewhat stressed, but, occasionally, just a little frustrated.  One might even say… angry.

It was ironic that McCain was the less composed of the two men, being that Obama was the subject of more frequent slurs on his character.  McCain finally dared to level some of the charges his campaign has put to Obama relating to his various ‘associations’.

Obama provided a brief convincing rebuttal of McCain’s smear, then tried to refocus the discussion on his policies.  McCain followed his lead, turning his attention to… Obama’s policies.  Of course, if you had a platform as makeshift as McCain’s you probably wouldn’t want to stand on it either.  Or under it. Or anywhere near it.

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With time running out, McCain needed to find the knockout punch from somewhere.  Stress was turning to anger, anger to desperation, and eventually desperation turned to… melodrama:

(Of course, to appreciate this you’d probably need to know that this…

…is one of the most viewed videos on Youtube. It’s been watched over 5 million times.  Mostly, I’ll wager, by Democrats.)

Obama, meanwhile…

In previous debates, I’ve detected a lot of vitriol directed at John McCain.  When I say vitriol, I mean, say, something like this:

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Last night, by the end of the debate, a more generous spirit was starting to emerge.  As McCain summed up telling us all about the long line of McCains who had served in the army, travelling the world, meeting new and interesting people, and killing them, it was hard not to feel a twinge of pity for the old war-horse.  Seeming humble, some might even say broken, he finished by asking the American people to grant him the honour of serving as their President.

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Forgetting Sarah Palin

Tuesday, October 14th, 2008

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I’m reading on TIMES ONLINE that McCain and Palin have ‘fallen out’ over the direction of their campaign. There’s not much in the article to substantiate this, beyond a quote from ‘a leading Republican consultant’ suggesting that she can see things getting away from them, and has one eye on topping the ticket in 2012.

I find the idea that Palin’s reputation and political future could outlive this election as terrifying as it is ridiculous. The McCain campaign has been awash with mistakes, a fact a growing number of staunch Republican consultants and commentators seem ready to admit, but surely the single greatest mistake was his choice of running mate.

To think of her being back here in four years time looking to oust an incumbent Obama seems just absurd. Surely the GOP will be able to muster somebody better than Palin, she being so inextricably linked to what’s shaping up as one of the most disastrous presidential campaigns in their history.

I’d have thought the big upside for them when they lose this election will be sending her straight back to the middle of nowhere, exiling the politics of hate-mongering and provincial ignorance in the process.

Or, as Time Blog’s Ana Marie Cox put it:

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Red and blue. Black and white.

Sunday, October 12th, 2008

“The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning.” Adlai Stevenson

With so many different polls tracking the progress of the two election ‘08 campaigns, this is a great at-a-glance view of everything that’s happened since the start of the year.

I found it on my new favourite blog, Daily Kos, an great source of up-to-the-minute info, insight and analysis, coming from a solidly left-wing point-of-view.  Their analysis of the polling so far is well worth a read, but what really caught my eye is the way things have gone downhill for the GOP since the Republican convention.

Whatever advantage McCain gained from the unveiling of Sarah Palin as his running-mate, it turned out to be pure novelty value. It was only a matter of days before the lip-gloss started to come off for the thinking members of the American electorate, many of whom will have watched her famously assert in an interview with Charles Gibson that her governorship of a state within sight of Russia constituted valuable foreign policy experience.

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The first crime in politics is to lack the knowledge to field a question (especially if that question relates to a basic detail of, say, the policy platform on which you’re standing).  The second, perhaps greater crime is to then lack the charm, articulacy and guile to be able to talk your way out of the corner you’re in without being exposed as the utter bullshitter you undoubtedly are.

On the strength of the Couric interviews you could send Palin down for life. Her shortcomings were so manifest that McCain made an eleventh hour decision to join her for one of the follow-up interviews.  This enabled him to define the direction of their response to Couric’s questions, before deferring to Palin on the benevolent if somewhat belated assertion that she was more than capable of speaking for herself.

If the shine was starting to come off the hockey mom with the electorate, in the hands of Saturday Night Live’s Tina Fey she was an instant hit.  Fey’s impersonation was uncannily familiar, not least because for much of the time she was simply repeating Palin word for word.  As a politician, it’s not a good sign if all somebody has to do is change the context of the things you’re saying in order to create ready-made, weapons-grade satire.

By the time the VP debate came around, anybody who’d been paying any attention at all would have found their mind boggling at the idea of Palin going toe-to-toe for ninety minutes with someone as knowledgeable and experienced as Joe Biden.  History may record that she coped well, but that will only be to say that, so far out of her depth, she managed to tread water.  History ought to record that it was Joe Biden who delivered a truly classy performance, letting his superior knowledge and experience speak for itself without ever appearing unduly superior or condescending towards his opponent.

new-yorker-cover.jpgAt this stage McCain and his campaign strategists must have been realising that what they had in Palin was a blunt instrument, and that she should be used as such.  They would also have been realising that, however ardently they might claim to have won the various debates, the polls demonstrated otherwise.  Hence their decision to try and ‘turn the page on the economy’, focusing instead on raising questions about the character and background of their opponent. Palin spearheaded this attack, suggesting in an interview that the electorate ought to be giving more of their attention to Obama’s relationship with reformed domestic terrorist Bob Ayers.

It’s reassuring in this day and age to witness how disastrous the decision to ‘go negative’ proved to be for McCain.

Disastrous, because since then the economy has kept itself very much on the agenda, by continuing to deteriorate in a way that nobody, least of all a prospective president of the USA, could possibly afford to ignore.

Disastrous, because Obama saw it coming, and lay in wait, releasing a series of advertisements exposing the cynicism of his opponent’s approach, and drawing attention to McCain’s own dubious association with the Keating 5 (not to mention Sarah Palin’s links to a secessionist Alaskan independence organisation).

Disastrous, because it introduced the word ‘terrorist’ into the lexicon of the Republican campaign, leaving McCain open to accusations of radicalizing his supporters, reinforced by the sudden appearance of words like ‘treason’, ‘traitor’ and ‘terrorist’ coming from the audiences at his increasing hateful and vitriolic rallies.

And, more than anything, disastrous because, for a reason that I will probably never understand, the McCain camp decided to announce exactly what they were doing, and why they were doing it.  To quote the ‘top McCain strategist’ in question, “if we keep talking about the economic crisis, we’re going to lose.”  Unsurprisingly, Obama has had no difficulty turning these words against them.

Meanwhile, rather than courting the middle ground, McCain has continued to move steadily  further and further away from it.  That is until yesterday, when he finally initiated another change of tack.  He took the microphone from a woman at a rally who had claimed that Obama was an ‘Arab terrorist’, correcting her to the effect he was no such thing, but merely ‘a decent man with whom I have disagreements’, to the audible displeasure of his audience.

Whether McCain did this because he realised that he was in danger of becoming a spokesperson for America’s far right or because he’d seen the polls and knew that he wasn’t going to win an election that way is still up for discussion.  Either way, the danger now is that he finds himself on no man’s land, having to constantly chastise the lunatic fringe his campaign has created a platform for.

newsweek.jpgIt’s hard to see how the Republicans can claw their way back into this race, especially hampered by a such a manifestly inadequate and increasingly unpopular running-mate.  Palin has only looked anything like comfortable since she’s been inciting hatred among the terrifying throngs of white, middle-class pitchfork-wavers she best claims to represent.

As of the last twenty-four hours and McCain’s attack of conscience she’ll probably need to tone that down.  She may find that more of her time is spent explain the findings of the Troopergate investigation, who reported back yesterday that she had abused her power in trying to get her former brother-in-law fired.

For my part, I hope they’re both finished, and I’m calling it that way.

I see Obama going 300+ electoral college votes, maybe even a landslide 350+ if the McCain camp go on running their campaign as badly as they have done until now (and the electorate are good to their word when they find themselves alone in the polling stations).

And God knows it needs to be that kind of margin, it really does, because Rove and his cronies have shown how ready, willing and able they are to steal a close one.

This time though, there’s a difference.  This time the electorate seem to be against them. Because for any thoughtful, compassionate, intelligent human being, it’s surely black and white.

Baby or a bullet notwithstanding

Friday, October 10th, 2008

On the same day that I read that swing-state Pennsylvania (13.5%) is polling better than Democrat stronghold California(13.4%), I’m thinking that (a baby or a bullet notwithstanding) this is a video of the next president of the United States of America. Watching it back, you can see why.

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Thursday, October 9th, 2008

This is extraordinary.

He clearly means to say “Americans”, or “countrymen”, or something like that. You can only wonder what’s going on in that ‘Nam-addled head of his to result in this kind of subconscious declaration.  It’s starting to look as if John McCain might actually be the Manchurian candidate.

Whatever the case, it follows on very nicely from my ‘tweet-up’ of last night’s presidential debate, in which I’ve started to break him down into the five or six different flavours of nut-job he undoubtedly is.

‘That one’ and the other one

Thursday, October 9th, 2008

Even as Tom Brokaw was welcoming the two presidential candidates to the floor of the debating hall at Belmont University, Nashville, it was obvious how little all three men wanted to be there, let alone in the company of each other.

The ‘town hall’ format, whereby the candidates take questions from an intimate audience of constituents, is supposed to be John McCain’s forte.  How important then, with his campaign floundering, that McCain take this opportunity to reassert himself in the race?

Above all things, McCain needed presence in this debate. He needed to appear strong like an ox, sharp as a whip, ready to sweep aside a man thirty years his junior.

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For the first fifteen minutes, this format didn’t look like anybody’s forte, especially Brokaw, who became cantankerous as soon as it became clear that it took more than a little red light to stop a pair of politicians from talking for as long as they fucking well liked.

It was only a matter of time, however, before the discussion strayed onto something that could be considered an ‘issue’, and that issue was health. Obama was the big winner here, on the strength of nothing more than the assertion that free health care was a right rather than a privilege. McCain, unsurprisingly, took a more conservative position.

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As the debate wore on, McCain took on the air of the kid at school who nobody likes, and likes even less for the fact that they make such clumsy attempts to ingratiate themselves with anyone and everyone.

He began sucking up to Brokaw on the increasingly contentious issue of timekeeping, and cracked jokes about hair loss with an audience who, even under the scrutiny of fifty million people, couldn’t even manage a polite laugh.  (His joke is rendered even less amusing by the knowledge that he once called his wife Cindy a “cunt” in front of a group of reporters after she poked fun at his balding pate.) When Obama spoke, McCain ambled around the stage, muttering to himself and blocking the camera’s view. For a while the second of the three presidential debates was starting to look like a really awful amateur theatrical production of Rain Man.

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Shrugging off the fact that he was dying on his arse, McCain persisted with his attempts to persuade himself, if nobody else, that he shares some natural affinity with thinking members of the American electorate. “My friends,” he implored, every time he addressed himself to his audience, before embarking on yet another half-baked attempt to discredit his opponents policies or track record. The more he said it, the more hollow it sounded.

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If there was an area of this debate where McCain managed to gain any traction, it was in the discussion of foreign policy. Sadly for the G.O.P. it was still Obama who dealt the most telling blow here, reminding us of his opposite number’s essentially bellicose tendencies, not to mention his highly questionable judgement. McCain’s military history ought to be one of his greatest assets in this election, but the voters he is trying to win over are tired of war, and tired of war-mongers.

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Obama remained aloof throughout, taking issue on the points that mattered, conspicuously quiet on the ones that didn’t. He was a long way from his best – a long way – but ‘that one’ (as McCain at one stage referred to him) still looked like the Energiser bunny in comparison to ‘the other one’.  As his age starts to catch up with him and the polls continue to get away from him, we could be about to see John McCain unravel completely over the next twenty-six days.

Just so long as the crazy ol’ bastard isn’t elected President at the end of it.

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Palin and the Dinosaurs

Wednesday, October 8th, 2008

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I posted the original version of this a few months back, but I couldn’t resist doctoring it to depict a popular scene from Alaskan schoolbooks.

I’ve downloaded a demo version of Photoshop that gives me thirty days of trial usage.  Should be enough to get me through to the election, and a couple of days beyond.

I’ve also been taking lessons from Annie Ok on the art of Flickr, and have started to develop my own ninja style.  If you’re a Flickr user and you haven’t already, friend me up.

I don’t like you because you’re dangerous.

Tuesday, October 7th, 2008

We’ve known ever since the GOP convention that the McCain camp were going to lay it on pretty thick with this ‘maverick’ schtick of theirs.  One boon of the selection of Palin as McCain’s neophyte acolyte running-mate is that she seems ready to endlessly reiterate it without any trace of irony or self-loathing.

Palin managed to use the word six times in the VP debate.  Not to be outdone, Joe Biden threw it back at her a whole NINE times, mainly in the course of the following rebuttal to Palin’s suggestion that she and McCain were, after all ‘a couple of mavericks’:

What I liked about Biden here is that he not only categorically refutes the factual accuracy of the ‘maverick’ moniker, but appears to feel almost bad for Palin that she’s been sent out to mix it with him armed with nothing better than the kind of pea-brained sloganeering more suited to an aspiring class president.

A quick look at Twitter’s ever-enjoyable election channel showed that one particular association was coming through strong, not necessarily in the way that Senator McCain might have intended.

With the campaigns having turned properly nasty over the last day or two, it will be interesting to see who, if anybody, revives this tainted motif.

Unless some GOP egghead reprogrammes Palin she’ll likely regurgitate it ad infinitum as she runs the gamut of local rallies drumming up the kind of indignant national pride fascism is made of.

I can’t quite see McCain picking it up again though.  Far more likely that Obama finds an opportunity in tomorrow’s debate to taunt him with it, as a reminder to all of us that we shouldn’t write cheques our bodies can’t cash.