Idea IS the format

Another gem in the spam poetry series, this time from one Ed Shook:

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Girls like when it big

Your armis too small.

Tired of loosing control in bad.

Do not worry we know the solution of this trouble.

Try our product and you will become a king of bad.

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I like it. The unorthodox use of language and grammatical structure challenges the perception that we must simply accept the order of things as they are, rather than seeking to change and improve our lives – and our ‘arm’ – in order to lead a more purposeful, pointed existence. Truly Shook is a visionary, and a master of the form.

This just dropped into my Gmail account from one ‘Dr Spencer Moreno’.

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You Dont please with your male organ size.

Chicks joke at you.

It is time to solve this trouble.

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Stepping back slightly, I can’t quite believe that the web has arrived at a place whereby I receive an email, bang in the middle of a perfectly nice day, from a man claiming to have achieved the highest level of academic qualification available, criticising me for being satisfied with the size of my penis. Adding insult to injury, he’s actually got me wondering.